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• Top man From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (15 hours old)

  Come on Andy Murray!4-1 in the final set...  … more

• Alone From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (17 hours old)

  What would it be like to be totally alone?I've heard the stories about people becoming hermits, yet although that seems to belong in the past, you do occasionally read stories about people who live al… more

• Jacko From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (20 hours old)

  Michael Jackson's white glove sells at auction for more than £200,000. A spokesperson said: 'Well for that sort of money, you could have bought a pair.'… more

• Pope From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (1 day old)

  When the Pope met the Archbishop of Canterbury, the conversation went something like this ... Archie - Why do you keep trying to nick our followers?  Aren't you getting enough?Pope -   I resent that.… more

• Fungus From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (1 day old)

  I declare 2009 to be the year of the mushroom.They are growing wild everywhere round here - bursting through at the roadside, in the middle of meadows, next to my concrete drive, standing alone, or in… more

• Tragedy From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (2 days old)

  Did you see that hearbreaking story about the man who killed his wife while he was asleep?He suffered a sleep disorder and dreamed she was a burglar, and killed her.Turns out he was a truly devoted hu… more

• Jordan From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (2 days old)

  It's time to give Katie a break - have a kit-kate, or something.She must have known she was going to be the star of the show, I'm A Celebrity, but I expect she thought the novelty would have worn off … more

• Attraction From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (3 days old)

  I have always been attracted by women who look me in the eye when we're talking.That's my first priority.After that, a range of factors come into play...But today, for the first time, I found my eyes … more

• Spread happiness From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (3 days old)

  Go to edwardmonkton.com/player and watch his film 'the pig of happiness'. I love it, and hope you do too. (it is also on youtube)… more

• Complain From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (3 days old)

  I don't like to complain, especially if people in the north and scotland are getting deluged by rain at the moment, but I'm sitting in my home office with my cup of coffee, trying to do some work (?) … more

• Evil From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (4 days old)

  I am usually immune to spam.It's so predictable - bank accounts you don't have that you need to sign into urgently;  exotic lovelies from the darkest reaches of Swindon who are in love with you and wa… more

• No, no, no! From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (6 days old)

  The latest lunacy is that Britain is now going to have to import millions of tons of timber from overseas, to burn in what are meant to be environment friendly biomass power stations, which will, inci… more

• I'm A Celebrity From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (7 days old)

  Well, it starts tonight, and I confess it is the only reality show involving celebrities that I ever dip into.I find I can't watch it for more than half an hour, but there's something strangely attrac… more

• Dubai From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (7 days old)

  Anyone know what it is like there?It looks fairly gross from what I have seen.But it does seem to be selling itself well as the place to be.Suddenly there is a Dubai Boat Show, and a Dubai Air Show (w… more

• Storm poetry From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (8 days old)

  Let me not to the marriage of true minds Admit impediments. Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove: O no! it is an ever-f… more

• Progress From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (8 days old)

  There's great excitement about the fact that water has been found on the moon.NASA's missile attack last month exploded a deep hole and chunks of ice flew up into the air.So there is now talk of it be… more

• Fashion question From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (9 days old)

  Is a man wearing a cardigan a complete turn-off? I confess to owning one but my doctor says he thinks he can cure me.  … more

• Blog sperm From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (9 days old)

  Tell me it was a joke ...A fellow blogger offering to sell his sperm this weekend.No!I just saw the post and my google(trade mark) eyes nearly sprang out and bumped into the monitor screen. A spokesp… more

• Moderation From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (9 days old)

  My mum used to always believe that moderation in all things was the right way.And yet I see lots of people who obviously share that view, and don't seem to have a life.They're the people who never tak… more

• Listening, a bit From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (10 days old)

  Very few people really listen, do they?I notice it particularly at work.It seems that, in pre-arranged meetings, everyone has already made their minds up about what they are going to say, what their o… more

• Rabbits From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (11 days old)

  I put up a rabbit proof fence today to protect some particularly precious roses and shrubs. But I bet the buggers are even now evolving into pole vaulters.While I'm sitting here tinkering with my Mac… more

• Silence From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (11 days old)

  I wonder if two minutes silence every day is not a bad thing.There's something about the atmosphere it creates, and the stillness is very beneficial.The reason for the silence each year on this day is… more

• Diary From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (11 days old)

  My diary is filling up, and for once, I don't mind.I'm in a busy, social type mood.I have these phases.Sometimes I only want to be quiet, but that's maybe only to give me the energy I need to get out … more

• Rest in peace From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (12 days old)

  A Brazilian bricklayer turned up at his own funeral, sources tell me.  His family thought he had been killed in a car crash, but he surprised them by arriving at the funeral just in time before they b… more

• Bad start turning positive From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (12 days old)

  The pathetic whining noise of a reluctant engine, the grey damp morning air, the clock counting down to the start of work ...and yes, my bike wouldn't start this morning.But because I live in a remote… more

• Apple blight From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (13 days old)

  So, the Apple iPhone is under attack from its first ever virus.An Apple spokesperson (that's me) said: "There's no need to panic.  We are opening Apple hospitals all over the world, where all the sta… more

• Chaos From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (13 days old)

  Is it just me or is the world in a state of permanent chaos? People just don't seem able or willing to communicate about the most basic things - unless it's coffee and biscuits, of course!… more

• Foodinnuendo From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (14 days old)

  One of the most blatantly sexual advertising promotions was the legendary Cadburys Flake ad on tv.They managed to put the sex into chocolate, but they haven't quite managed it with fruit and veg, have… more

• Clear out From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (14 days old)

  I feel the need for a clear-out of possessions.I look round and see objects, clothes, gadgets, that I just don't need or use.And Christmas usually means the acquisition or compulsory receipt of more o… more

• Big Lottery win From spokesperson ^Pro in spokesperson (15 days old)

  Two British people have won £45 million pounds each on the EuroMillions lottery. A spokesperson (that's me) said: "We are all looking forward to being really friendly with them, and the money is comp… more

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