There's great excitement about the fact that water has been found on the moon.
NASA's missile attack last month exploded a deep hole and chunks of ice flew up into the air.
So there is now talk of it being possible to colonise the Moon.
A spokesperson (that's me) said: "We think bombing a planet before moving in is the polite thing to do. Now we're looking forward to dropping off a few hundred skip bags, sand and cement, used KFC cartons, and some fag ends, just to make it feel like home."
LibraryGirl
And don't forget some doggy poop!