When the Pope met the Archbishop of Canterbury, the conversation went something like this ...
Archie - Why do you keep trying to nick our followers? Aren't you getting enough?
Pope - I resent that. I may be celibate but at least I'm not ugly.
Archie - You're coming to Britain next year. Where do you fancy going?
Pope - I wanna play the machines on Bognor seafront.
A spokesperson said: "It is comforting to know they're just human beings, like us."
